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jsantagato:

Same
Anonymous: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

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You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

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Updated Science: The Science of Body Language

fakescience:

The Science of Body Language

  • Since we first published this science, nothing about Sally has changed. Nothing. Sometimes, you talk to her and you’re about to say, “Sally, don’t you realize your body language indicates deep-seeded issues with commitment? Issues that spring from your own narcissistic fear of aging?” But then you just cross your arms (classic body language) and listen to her complain about how it’s too difficult to return a used dress to the department store.
modellesbians:

Holler
nickthedead:

validx2:

Squat game presidential

Album cover material

nickthedead:

validx2:

Squat game presidential

Album cover material

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neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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playstatixn:

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

queenmerbabe:

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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