you’d think they would’ve seen it coming
ahahahah oh god happens all the time :/
he wants to catch up for coffee.
dear god, i know you don’t exist, but please PLEASE let this go well.
OR I WILL COME UP THERE AND SEEK JUSTICE MOTHERFUCKER.
at first im like
then im like
now im like
oh no, i think i will pretentious i dont know you
now stop txting me.
i’m just going to assume you’re drunk
and not reply to that.
and enjoy the fact that i have friends who aren’t total douchebags.
1. the new karate kid movie.
Now, this isnt the first time will smith’s sold his kids for all their worth
it is entitled The Karate Kid, so one might assume that a kid of some nature would be learning karate in said film
an appropriate title would’ve been Some Black Kid Learns Kung Fu
i mean fuck. i’m over comments like “yeah i loved the way they used kung-fu for the re-imaging, works a lot better than karate”
NO IT FUCKING DOSENT. THIS MOVIE IS CALLED THE KARATE KID. THE TITLE ISNT AMBIGUOUS.
like holy shit, seriously :/