Sick of being caught between friends.
Only made ironic by the fact that until I was 15 I didn’t have any.
why is it that whenever i’m on medication i crave tattoos?
but when i’m perfectly fine to get one they don’t phase me.
i just watched a show hosted by donald trump called ‘whats america worth’ in which they measured the net worth of everything from cubic metres of water and soil to household nick nacks
(of course america would create such a show, and of course trump would be hosting)
and i pretty much spent the whole time thinking TROLOLOLOL NOT ANYMORE.
…you just don’t understand my humour…